Jesus Fan Emulates Christ

Johnson claimed that other people had told him that the instructor is "a true sinner, fornicator, (adulterer), he defiles married women and is a peeking Tom."

Johnson said he was going to scare the instructor "and tell him to leave the women alone." To do that, he said, he would go to a lesson and "take the electric thing and go zap and scare him."

He bought the stun gun on the Internet, he said, and brought the sledgehammer to the lesson with him inside his pants.

The instructor told police that Johnson phoned for private dance lesson, and when he opened the door to his home, Johnson began to shock him repeatedly in the neck with the stun gun.

RFID 666

Actually, I might just go with the Bible on this one.

There's a prophecy in the Bible that says you'll have to receive a mark, or you can neither buy nor sell things in end times...Some people think these computer chips might be that mark.

Have Faith in Love

My own faith has eroded over the years, though my father’s belief in the supremacy of love still guides me. And so I can’t help but wonder, how can Christians not recognize and honor love that binds two people, any two people, together unto themselves? And if a priest has fulfilled her sacred duties with the distinction that persuades those to whom she would minister to elect her their bishop, and has led an open life of committed love that honors the essence of their God, why should her choice of a partner matter?

full OpEd piece here

Pickle Christ Shock-Clamp Harness Play

Grandpa John tortures brined cuke for Jesus. Worth watching the whole four minutes, really.

Fresh Prince vs. Televangalism

Same meme as below.

Ginger God

Concerns over Bible References on Gunsights

The Pentagon is moving to address concerns raised about hundreds of thousands of gunsights it has purchased, which officials found out this week have biblical references engraved on them.

A photograph of one gunsight engraving published by London's Guardian newspaper is, JN8:12, which stands for the Book of John, chapter eight, verse 12. The verse quotes Jesus as saying he provides the light of life to his followers. Britain has also purchased several hundred of the gunsights.

U.S. officials say no one in the military leadership noticed the references, which are on plates that also contain serial numbers and other information.