Everybody liked him, said he was a kind man. And they liked the way he ministered.

Well his wife may not have thought he was kind—he apparently killed her and stuffed her in a freezer. His 19-year-old daughter also might not like how he ministered either. Because he was raping her. But I'm sure his Jesus will forgive him. Not for his good works either. Just because he asked his Jesus to. Nice Jesus you got going there, asshole.

It's educational!!!

I have a few observations:

-If wearing a beard that bogus looking isn't a sin, it should be.

-What is the point of a recording of a ventriloquism act? "Wow, it really sounds like that guy isn't moving his lips when the dummy speaks."

-How can Volume Three possibly live up to the brilliance of Volumes One and Two?

-The ventriloquist dummy looks like a dwarf who enjoys watching strangers use the toilet.

Carlin on Religion

...which, apparently, he thought was bullshit.

"We Can Do It Without Religion"

Possibly the best thing I've ever heard on the radio.

"'God Bless America'. What the fuck does that mean?"

We'll miss you, George; you were the best.

Nietzsche: The Pub and the Church

"A known Antichrist" — a wonderful intro:

Too bad

I so wanted to call this one, "I Got Jew Babe", but alas, Sonny was a Roman Catholic and Scientologist. Cher is, well, a deity in her own right.

One Man's Atheist's Nightmare

...is another man's imperfectly designed butt plug:



...and that other man just happens to be guy on the right, who seems to really perk up at the mention of "squirt in your face".