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God prefers atheists?

Well s/he does.

God hates shrimp

Good news - it turns out that those weird people who really really get into internet memes have their uses after all.

from the Arkansas Times

What do you do to make a bunch of soulless nutcases abandon their post at the Convention Center? Send in the pirates!

Yep, the cuckoo Phelps hate group walked the plank this morning after a happy bunch dressed like pirates and holding signs saying "God hates shrimp -- Leviticus" and "God hates cotton-polyester blends" stood opposite them at the corner of Markham and Scott streets. The group, made up of Central Arkansas Pastafarians, waved swords and growled "Arrghh!" in a manner that would have made Abbie Hoffman proud.

With cars honking and waving at the pirates and a TV crew giving them all the attention, the Phelps group -- with a child in tow, sadly -- picked up their "fag" epithets and went away. Pitiful.

Ha ha! Good one. Now just get the fuck away from me when I'm trying to get some work done and stop talking like a pirate you freakin nonce.

Loving Minister Prevented From Raping Comatose Wife

The nursing home in which the stroke-ravaged woman was receiving "total care" videotaped the randy clergyman sexing up his unconscious wife. His defense was that he had a legitimate expectation of privacy while visiting his property.

I propose we pass the plate and get him something to occupy his insatiable self in jail (link NSFW).

Film Actors Guild

I've never had much of an opinion on Matt Damon one way or another, I haven't even seen any of his Bourne flicks. I also used to work full-time with actors, so naturally my appraisal of them generally isn't very high (don't get me started on child actors).

That opinion just rose immensely when I saw this though...




On a bit of a side note, I was considering the other day that whilst it is terribly fashionable to crticise the USA for the amount of influence religious leaders seem to have on politics can anybody name a "First World" democracy where unelected religious leaders have an automatic seat in the second house?

The ironing is delicious

Okay its two years old, I remember at the time thinking "you fucking morons shouldn't receive the oxygen of publicity. In fact you shouldn't receive the oxygen of oxygen". Consider this a 'greatest hit', an oldie but goldie.

Jesus Is My Friend

And A Free Lunch is There Are None

God Prevents Further Escalation

According to the criminal complaint, Sullivan told authorities he was close to committing more serious crimes before his arrest last month, including rape and murder, but that his religious beliefs prevented him from following through.

However, religion did allow Sullivan to send threatening letters to some of the women, which included pictures of Barbie dolls with their heads cut off and statements such as, “your head will be cut off, skinned, boiled, baked, we will have your skull at our table of sacrifice,” according to the criminal complaint.

Thanks, religion!