If Atheists Ruled the World

C'mon, kids! Go and get your hoods and robes!

We are scientists - you are clowns

Professor Nicholas Gotelli (University of Vermont) was invited to debate one of the clowns at the Discovery Institute.Click here for the full text of their invitation and the Prof's devastating rebuttal where he declines the invitation.

Man I wish I could put people down this precisely whilst remaining polite at all times - it'd be an awesome superpower, just call me Captain CutDown!

So, I hope you understand why I am declining your offer. I will wait patiently to read about the work of creationists in the pages of Nature and Science. But until it appears there, it isn't science and doesn't merit an invitation.

Zing!

The Most Polite Religious Uproar in History

Put Me in a Rubber Suit for Jesus

Man puts an ad on Craigslist to tell people his loving Christian family will adopt dogs who can be cared for. Families notice their dogs they gave to this man are now being sold on Craigslist. People get upset and call Fox news investigative reporter who comes out to visit the man and ask why he is selling dogs he says he is adopting.