Memo to creationists, nothing for you here.

"Parade" magazine is a weekly newspaper insert. This week's cover story was caled "The Secrets of Dark Matter", written by Yale Physics professor Meg Urry. The text will be available online starting Tuesday 30-May is there right now. While the article could've been titled "Dark Energy for Sysm Dummies", it was a scientific article, yo. No hedging. The Universe is billions of years old, motherfuckers. And I will not waste one sentence of space qualifying this as a "theory".

I can't tell you how much reading the article filled my heart with joy.