Crist Christ

Gov. Crist of Florida has no problem at all with this proposed custom plate. Crist is sometimes mentioned as a Republican presidential candidate. Anyone still wondering why Arlen Specter just bolted for the Democrats?

Say, is that a juicy Florida grapefruit in the background? Or maybe Jesus is working on his tan in the hot Ft. Lauderdale sun. Yeah, that's it; so the first vanity plate will be SUN TAN. Perfect. Though KIL ME would be, um, more perfect.

"Besides, it's cheaper and that's what really sells me on it."

Okay, it's shit like this that really gets my panties in a bunch. Why am I so vocal about my atheism? Because all the theists keep waving their damn god in my face all the damn time. If they'd keep it to themselves, I'd shut the hell up, too. But they have to go pasting their god all over my currency, all over my pledge of allegiance, all over my courtroom oath, and all over Indiana's stupid bargain basement Christed-up license plates.

On the plus side, hooray for the ACLU!