Ass Licking = My New Religion

Mystery, the strangely compelling, ridiculously behatted seduction guru and host of VH-1's The Pick-Up Artist, opened my mind this weekend to a whole new kind of spirituality when he said, in this interview,

"ass licking isn't a fetish, it's spiritual."

Finally, a kind of worship I can get behind! (Rimshot.) I even know the perfect hymn for us to use in our services! C'mon! Who's with me?

Happy Sunday!

Alright, you godless heathens.

If a story about a mathematically-gifted dog on an evangelical mission doesn't convince you of the error of your ways, there is simply no hope for you.

Man, I'm so thickly coated with full of the holy spirit after reading that article that I think I might start speaking in tongues.

(Article link courtesy of Effect Measure.)