All the cool kids will be wearing these great new t-shirts!
According to the good folk at Passion for Christ a quick hand shandy is definitely a sin - and they can prove it. Possibly using an Etch-a-Sketch or some crazy shit, I don't know.
And if you need even more encouragement, check out ya girl Dameco's latest blog entry, in which she fearlessly testifies to her struggle and victory over masturbation!
It damn well better be a graphically described heavily illustrated struggle. With any luck the final victory only arrives when her friend Shanice turns up ... gotta love those goody goody chicks.
Captain Carroll said there is no evidence that Ms. Boykin was sexually assaulted or beaten during the three days she was held captive.
Mr. Brisport did, however, read Bible passages to Ms. Boykin.
"It's unusual to hold somebody for that long and not commit a sexual assault, and to restrict them like that, and read Bible verses to them," Captain Carroll said.
Thanks to the power of prayer -- and a near-accident -- a St. Paul woman, Mary Nabila Muma, has withdrawn her federal lawsuit against her ex-husband. That's the one in which she said another woman was using voodoo to steal Marcellus Muma from her.
Yes but no but Yes linked to a comic I hadn't, heretofore, seen, called Jesus hates Zombies." (link omitted, intentionally, read on, bitches)
Nice.
Pushes a lot of my buttons.
But, preparing a post, digging deeper, I found some links to some YouTube vids of Zombie Christ and thought:
a. Not funny (enough)
and
b. Not post-worthy
The point in starting this side-blog was to underline unfortunate, ill-informed ideas put forth by those who maintain a religious bent, and to highlight insightful ways that those who think otherwise state their case.
The zombie Jesus stuff feels like Marilyn Manson style "aren't I shocking you" nonsense.
We can do better.
Chicago's Holy Name Cathedral caught fire today. News reports told us that (thankfully) the sacraments were removed safely.
That's what we should talk about here. Magic crackers. The ludicrous belief in transubstantiation.
And if you need even more encouragement, check out ya girl Dameco's latest blog entry, in which she fearlessly testifies to her struggle and victory over masturbation!
