It's educational!!!

I have a few observations:

-If wearing a beard that bogus looking isn't a sin, it should be.

-What is the point of a recording of a ventriloquism act? "Wow, it really sounds like that guy isn't moving his lips when the dummy speaks."

-How can Volume Three possibly live up to the brilliance of Volumes One and Two?

-The ventriloquist dummy looks like a dwarf who enjoys watching strangers use the toilet.

Carlin on Religion

...which, apparently, he thought was bullshit.

"We Can Do It Without Religion"

Possibly the best thing I've ever heard on the radio.

"'God Bless America'. What the fuck does that mean?"

We'll miss you, George; you were the best.

Nietzsche: The Pub and the Church

"A known Antichrist" — a wonderful intro:

Too bad

I so wanted to call this one, "I Got Jew Babe", but alas, Sonny was a Roman Catholic and Scientologist. Cher is, well, a deity in her own right.

One Man's Atheist's Nightmare

...is another man's imperfectly designed butt plug:



...and that other man just happens to be guy on the right, who seems to really perk up at the mention of "squirt in your face".

Faith Cancelled!

I noticed that the best show on radio had been quiet for a while; I just figured that Faith Salie & Co. were taking a little summer break. But no: PRI has killed them. Fair Game was the raciest show ever on radio, not to mention the smartest (Faith is the only Rhodes scholar I'm aware of to choose a career in stand-up). I heard lots of great music for the first time on her show (including Nellie McKay, Tunng, and Brooklyn's own Au Revoir Simone). She competently lampooned religionists, Republicans, and many others deserving of her acid bath of wit. The real trouble probably started earlier this year with a skit about a Huckabee family Eucharist recipe for “Deep-Fried Body of Christ"? That's not the kind of material I'm going to be able to find on the Food Channel.

It's easier to get into Heaven if you're not so fat

If you move to Florida, you can work out with Jesus! And I know just what you can wear while you're working out with Him! Righteous!