Wednesday, November 14, 2007

That Ship Ain't Comin' In


The Southeast has been going through a terrible drought the past eighteen months. So Georgia Gov. Sonny Perdue decided it was time to take decisive action. He called for a day of prayer for rain, then led a prayer session himself yesterday outside the state capitol. "Does the God that Sonny Perdue believes in have to be informed about the drought?" asked local atheist Ed Buckner. "Doesn't he know? Or have the important people not appealed to him yet?"

Georgians are also showing their concern for God's Green Earth by continuing to water their lawns and gardens, even as the level of the reservoir that supplies Atlanta's drinking water has dropped a record sixteen feet.

Whatever it takes.

3 comments:

Tits McGee said...

And the LORD God took the man, and put him into the garden of Eden to dress it and to keep it. (Genesis 2:15)

God wants you to have a nice, green lawn! Otherwise, how will the nighbors know of your commitment to scripture?

Aaron said...

Well, it did rain yesterday!

Tits McGee said...

It worked!

Hallelujah!