If you're married, schtupp your spouse every day for the next 30 days. If you're single, keep it in your pants. The challenge is posed by a church, and they have a blog where idiots can post the tiresome minutia of their pathetic lives. Just like us. Well, me, specifically.
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"In this series married couples will review the obvious needs of him and uncover the forgotten needs of her."
Right.
I just spent a little time tooling around the church's website, and that douche in the video lists his favorite music as "Jimmy Buffet, Brad Pasley, Bon Jovi, Miles Davis."
::groans::
Well I made it about 10 seconds into that before I had to bail out.
We need to find whoever started this crap about men getting in touch with their emotional needs and have at them with a tire iron.
For fucks sake - I saw a prog about a Canadian Ice Road Trucker this week and one was blubbing when he got a driving ban... what's gone wrong.
I say let's return to the good old days when a man was the strong silent type who buried whatever emotions might try and bubble to the surface, did first-aid with electrical tape and went off to war every 20 years to get a dose of perspective.
A: I can honestly say I've never seen a favorite music list with Bon Jovi right next to Miles.
2: I'm guessing that's some kind of fancy chair for jacking-off to naked little boys on the internet. Just a hunch.
III: Did I hear correctly that he was quoting the Book of Fallopians? Is that John's Letters to The Ovarians? Or might it be part of the Pentadouche?
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