I, _____________, swear before God and all others present that I understand the importance of Christian Fluids. I will do my best to advise friends, relatives, medical professionals, and random strangers of my decision. I understand that Winston T. Katt is not a medical professional and cannot supply medical advice, but I choose to reap the benefits of his experience with God's Modern Technology. I choose to accept Christian Fluids only from those denominations noted on the back of my pledge card. I choose Fluids for Christ!
* Fluids for Christ has no authority to give medical advice. If you find yourself in a life-threatening situation and Christian Fluids are unavailable, please consult your pastor.
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