Jesus Made Me Puke

Matt Taibbi goes undercover with the Christian Right and writes about it in Rolling Stone.

"So I'm telling you now, as you go into your groups," the pastor explained, "don't be afraid to look behind the bush."

I wrote in my binder: "LOOK BEHIND THE BUSH."

Hm. Perhaps that's my problem. Here, all this time, I've been looking in the bush.