Saturday, September 15, 2007

Ass Licking = My New Religion

Mystery, the strangely compelling, ridiculously behatted seduction guru and host of VH-1's The Pick-Up Artist, opened my mind this weekend to a whole new kind of spirituality when he said, in this interview,
"ass licking isn't a fetish, it's spiritual."
Finally, a kind of worship I can get behind! (Rimshot.) I even know the perfect hymn for us to use in our services! C'mon! Who's with me?

3 comments:

FlAmE$hOt said...

man, i agree, ass licking is a god given gift to save our asses when we need it the most

FRITZ said...

the odd thing is--i think i know what he's sayin'.

faith love trust ass licking

totally.

Sysm said...

I'll have no truck with a talentless hack besmirching the second holiest of holies.