Mystery, the strangely compelling, ridiculously behatted
seduction guru and host of VH-1's
The Pick-Up Artist, opened my mind this weekend to a whole new kind of spirituality when he said, in
this interview,
"ass licking isn't a fetish, it's spiritual."
Finally, a kind of worship I can get behind!
(Rimshot.) I even know the
perfect hymn for us to use in our services! C'mon! Who's with me?
3 comments:
man, i agree, ass licking is a god given gift to save our asses when we need it the most
the odd thing is--i think i know what he's sayin'.
faith love trust ass licking
totally.
I'll have no truck with a talentless hack besmirching the second holiest of holies.
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