Actually, many dogs can answer questions about God's glory. Try this with dogs that are being walked in your neighborhood:
"Hey boy! Praise God! How many days was Christ entombed before rising from the dead!?! If it was three, lick all this peanut butter off my penis!
I've had great luck with this sort of ministry. Also, I like to yell "Arrest me if Jesus is Lord," to the inevitable first responding law enforcement personnel.
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Actually, many dogs can answer questions about God's glory. Try this with dogs that are being walked in your neighborhood:
"Hey boy! Praise God! How many days was Christ entombed before rising from the dead!?! If it was three, lick all this peanut butter off my penis!
I've had great luck with this sort of ministry. Also, I like to yell "Arrest me if Jesus is Lord," to the inevitable first responding law enforcement personnel.
Awesome.
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