Jesus Made Me Puke

Matt Taibbi goes undercover with the Christian Right and writes about it in Rolling Stone.

"So I'm telling you now, as you go into your groups," the pastor explained, "don't be afraid to look behind the bush."

I wrote in my binder: "LOOK BEHIND THE BUSH."

Hm. Perhaps that's my problem. Here, all this time, I've been looking in the bush.

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Christians Try to Squish Slut-Fish

Piscine promiscuity proponents vanquish Christians with laughter.

Search for vagina continues.



All told, has coffee ever been more stimulating?

The Fluids for Christ Pledge

I, _____________, swear before God and all others present that I understand the importance of Christian Fluids. I will do my best to advise friends, relatives, medical professionals, and random strangers of my decision. I understand that Winston T. Katt is not a medical professional and cannot supply medical advice, but I choose to reap the benefits of his experience with God's Modern Technology. I choose to accept Christian Fluids only from those denominations noted on the back of my pledge card. I choose Fluids for Christ!

^* Fluids for Christ has no authority to give medical advice. If you find yourself in a life-threatening situation and Christian Fluids are unavailable, please consult your pastor.

Church Sign Causes Controversy

Pastor Byrd says the sign is not meant to be racial or political but rather to make people think. "His name [Obama] is so close to Osama I have a feeling he might be Islamic therefore he doesn't recognize Christ," Pastor Byrd said.

Jonesville Church of God does not have any African American members.

TELL IT LIKE IT IS!

Kingdom Identity Ministries is a Politically Incorrect Christian Identity outreach ministry to God's chosen race (true Israel, the White, European peoples). We proclaim the Gospel of the Kingdom (government according to God's Law) through books, tracts, tapes, videos, the American Institute of Theology Bible Correspondence Course, our international Herald of Truth Radio Broadcasts, a Prison Ministry, Biblical Counseling, Seminars, and other means. The Elect Remnant, Christian Patriots, Nationalists, Reconstructionists, Racialists, and all seeking a higher level of understanding will learn Biblical solutions to personal and national problems, and be given keys to unlock hidden truth.

When you put it like that...

...it actually sounds quite cool!