Peter Mlakar is chief theologian and philosopher of NSK State, a Situationist enclave in Slovenia that has no borders but issues passports. A well-known Slovenian Catholic philosopher apparently once remarked that his work "cannot be opposed with counter-argument, but only with prayer and fasting."Judge for yourselves; here are excerpts from his seminal WAT speech on CUM:
"Dear friends, highly respected guests, believers and non-believers, brothers and sisters,
Before the male part greases its moustache and the women soak their red lips into the glass of spirit, I would like to greet heartly all present here. But I would also like to tell you some other things, so that we in that way still pour oil on our general wild dancing. [...]
Time [is] a cruel history of human suffering, but history is an omelette which the alive egg is broken for. The both are the complete indifference, but do they therefore serve to Satan? Here we would at first conclude that the evil can be an abolishment for the higher aim. An omelette or a smoked ham, when a swine was slaughtered, it's not bad. But we make the devil lose his nerves, when we think ourselves as a property, as an element of his total Contradiction, as Non-world. For a real good is more than a world. [...]
Dear friends, the eternity is definitely the first and the ultimate and we are of it. I see our life as a purpose of the Abolute, where there is no danger. Beer is running and running through our throats, we will pinch the girls for asses forever, maybe they will pull our nails the equal length of time but at God neither fuck nor woe are by our shoe size."
2 comments:
Did he write something "normal" and then shove it through Babelfish or what?
Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
"Beer is running and running through our throats, we will pinch the girls for asses forever, maybe they will pull our nails the equal length of time but at God neither fuck nor woe are by our shoe size."
Truer words were never spoken.
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