Modesty forbids

If you're anything like me you'll agree that the body is a vile tempting sinful thing that needs to be covered up - lest the sight of an uncovered navel tips me into the brutal violent rape spree that lingers within every god fearing man.

If it wasn't for the big fella watching over me constantly there's no tellin' what shenanigans I'd be up to, but sometimes we need a little help - which is why Wholesomewear.com is a real godsend for all the ladies out there who'd like to go swimming, but understand that it's their duty to cover up at all times.