Saturday, September 22, 2007

Suing God


From the Huffington Post:

State Sen. Ernie Chambers of Omaha sued God last week, seeking a permanent injunction against the Almighty for making terroristic threats, inspiring fear and causing "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."

Chambers, a self-proclaimed agnostic who often criticizes Christians, said his filing was triggered by a federal lawsuit he considers frivolous. He said he's trying to makes the point that anybody can sue anybody.

Not so, says "God." His response argues that the defendant is immune from some earthly laws and the court lacks jurisdiction.

It adds that blaming God for human oppression and suffering misses an important point.

"I created man and woman with free will and next to the promise of immortal life, free will is my greatest gift to you," according to the response, as read by Friend.

There was no contact information on the filing, although St. Michael the Archangel is listed as a witness, Friend said.

Best part of the story: that picture of Sen. Chambers, looking distinctly halo'd standing in front of an oscillating fan.

3 comments:

Sysm said...

How would one swear in God?

FRITZ said...

Yeah, like, "Do you swear to truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you, God?"

I mean, God's gonna win, right?

Who would be God's attorney?

Johnny Cochran!

Ubermilf said...

How would they deliver the court papers?