Ubie: Prior to Christianity the world was much the same as after Christianity. Full of superstitious belief. The world needs to move away from supersition.
First of all, as near as I can tell, bacon actually preceded Christianity. And furthermore, if any of the Abrahamic religions would be upset about bacon, it probably wouldn't be Christianity. They disregarded Leviticus ages ago. Except the bits about throwing rocks at gay people. So what I'm getting at is that we can all agree to love bacon in principle, or if not bacon per se, deliciousness in general, unless that is against your beliefs, in which case crispiness, or at least the underlying principle of sizzle can surely be accepted, if not somehow exulted.
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awesome!
Done. Now where's my damn bacon?
hilarious.
Because whithout Christianity, the world would be perfect.
Got it.
Prior to Christianity, the world must've been perfect then.
Can I have a veggie dog instead of bacon please?
Ubie: Prior to Christianity the world was much the same as after Christianity. Full of superstitious belief. The world needs to move away from supersition.
First of all, as near as I can tell, bacon actually preceded Christianity. And furthermore, if any of the Abrahamic religions would be upset about bacon, it probably wouldn't be Christianity. They disregarded Leviticus ages ago. Except the bits about throwing rocks at gay people. So what I'm getting at is that we can all agree to love bacon in principle, or if not bacon per se, deliciousness in general, unless that is against your beliefs, in which case crispiness, or at least the underlying principle of sizzle can surely be accepted, if not somehow exulted.
I firmly believe that B.A. is full of snuggly goodness.
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